Feeling's Brah

I was sitting here thinking about what to make my first blog post about, then I was discussing it with a bro and it would seem that "feelings" would be an appropriate topic. What are "feelings" you may ask? Well, the book "First Year Physics" defines a "feeling" as:

feeling

/ˈfilɪŋ/ Show Sp[fee-ling] –noun 1. an improper term for elephant walking.


Now, I'm not quite sure what that means BUT what I do know that these "feelings" are the downfall of today's society.

For example, bro rape has risen 48% over the past year. "Fuck, that's a high percent" you may say. Yes Jimmy, it is a high percent. The reason that it is so high is that these "bro rapists" "feel" like they "have" to rape bros. If you take "feelings" out of the equation, that will decrease bro raping exponentially.


Basically what I am trying to say here is that "feelings" are a weakness in today's society. If you ever see anyone openly express any sort of "feelings" be sure to take action. If in doubt about whether or not an act of "feelings" is being committed, search of the nearest bro and he will be of assistance in the matter.

That is all for now bros. Keep your shit wired tight and remember, never take scotch offered by a strange bro.